orcgirls:
“Tavern by Benjamin Masi
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lireix:

bugghosts:

knowyournewmeme:

FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

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sulphuriclike:
“Zoe Leonard
I Want a President, High Line, New York city, 1992
I want a dyke for president. I want a person with AIDS for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who...

sulphuriclike:

Zoe Leonard
I Want a President, High Line, New York city, 1992
I want a dyke for president. I want a person with AIDS for president and I want a fag for vice president and I want someone with no health insurance and I want someone who grew up in a place where the earth is so saturated with toxic waste that they didn’t have a choice about getting leukemia. I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of two evils and I want a president who lost their last lover to AIDS, who still sees that in their eyes every time they lay down to rest, who held their lover in their arms and knew they were dying. I want a president with no air-conditioning, a president who has stood in line at the clinic, at the DMV, at the welfare office, and has been unemployed and laid off and sexually harassed and gaybashed and deported. I want someone who has spent the night in the tombs and had a cross burned on their lawn and survived rape. I want someone who has been in love and been hurt, who respects sex, who has made mistakes and learned from them. I want a Black woman for president. I want someone with bad teeth and an attitude, someone who has eaten that nasty hospital food, someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience. And I want to know why this isn’t possible. I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown. Always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker. Always a liar, always a thief, and never caught.

greencherenkov:

the-real-norbert-hofer:

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

Literally me

wlwhobbits:

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

watermelongf:

all frogs have halos they’re just not visible to the human eye

angieangel-xo:

ericflynnrivera:

Me, whenever I have to attend any social function

basically

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

boarofthenorth100:
“ ajanigoldmane:
“ One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them
”
Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable
”

boarofthenorth100:

ajanigoldmane:

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

sometimestuesday:

ironleaves:

sometimestuesday:

Sylvia Plath was right

About what?

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

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